We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse… a tee so comfy, it’ll make you question everything—including **"Why are you gay?"** Printed on the softest 100% cotton, this shirt isn’t just a statement—it’s a conversation starter. Get ready for double takes, laughs, and legendary reactions.  

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)  
• Pre-shrunk fabric (because surprises are for jokes, not laundry)  
• Side-seamed construction for that *chef’s kiss* fit  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability  
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US  

Put it on, own the moment, and let the meme magic happen!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!